Magalluf can be a noisey place in the early hours of the morning, with all the drunken holiday makers staggering about.

Last night there was more noise to be heard than the piss heads as JieBie was asleep and snoring at an earth shaking volume. Chris was in the adjacent bed trying to sleep but JieBie´s snoring was just too much! He proceeded to throw various objects at JieBie to stop him but the atempts were in vain.

The final object within arms reach that Chris laid his hand on was a can of Gillet shaving foam.

"This is rather heavy, I would´t want to hurt poor old JieBie, even though his snoring is driving me insane."

Instead of throwing the can at JieBie´s head, Chris approached the creature and inserted the canisters spout into JieBie´s left nostral. He pressed and held the button for afew seconds as the shaving foam entered and expanded inside JieBies nasal cavity.

About 5 seconds passed during which Chris felt very releaved as the snoring had stoped. Suddenly JieBie sprang to life and rushed to the bathroom.

The next sound Chris heard scared him to the very depth of his soul:

"Grraaahhiiiieeeeeeaaaahhhhhhrrrggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was the roar of JieBie and the town of Magalluf felt it and was afraid.

Yo!

All my pics can now be found at http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~thomsocl/mag/


Here´s a pic of me and Tommy in the Pickwick, magallufs best pub!

Yo,

I have been ill with the flu recently. Not good out here. Managed to get a morning off work tho which helped alot.
JieBie is a mess, I have to literally put him to bed every night. Too much drink.

I´m back at work at 7 =( but I think I´ll go out for a few tonight =)

Check out my magalluf pics at http://fandan.0catch.com

YO!

Life is good, got a day off work today! Steemin again last night as always.

Night before last JieBie, Tommy and myself met three lovely german dancers in the Apollo cafe. Needless to say Hosen Schlange was mentioned more than once.

In an internet cafe just now, but dont have the administrators password so cant upload any pics =(. Owners should be back later on so its all good.

Hammer Time!

Yo,

Started working at Crusoes now. Hard Graft! Going out on the piss after work tonight so it´s all good. No sign of 80s guy yet. I think he may have Chickened out of leaving the UK, or has lost the will to live without DCS in his life. ;)

Yo,

In majorca now. Went to Crusoes to see about my job, hopefully will be sorted tomorrow =)

Got pissed last night and spend too much money so need to start working asap

VIDEOS ONLINE

Here are some videos I have been working on. Right click on them and select "save target as".

Pizza Hut Delivery
My Gay Flatmates

You will need the DivX codec to play them, get it from www.divx.com

Seeing as how exams are almost over it's goodbye exam beard: