OiOi,

Friday was quite a sucessful night. Went to the pub at 5pm and started drinking. Introduced 80s guy to team L.











After afew drinks I went up and did some karaokee "Copacobanna":







Abit later went to the GU. I met a guy in the toilets there who was throwing up. I tried to get a picture of this but i was to slow. I asked if he could do it again. He tried by sticking his fingers down his throat but couldnt do it. :(







A bit later on I was sitting on my own. No Slack had gone for drinks and Brin has gone for women. A nice looking girl came and sat next to me and said:

"Is your name Chris?"

"Yes", I replied.

"Do you remember me? I gave you my number outside the GU a few months ago?" she said

"Hmm, No I dont remember that sorry." said I

I really don't remember this but it probably did happen. After appologising to her I suggested she give me her number again, while I was relatively sober. I sent her a message last night asking her out sometime this week. She replied saying that she probably has to work all this week but if not will let me know. So we'll see if anything happens.

Last night Duncan put his clothes in the washing machine. He then went to get the washing powder. While he was away I put a sausage in the washing powder drawer of the machine. Upon his return he was most confused by what he saw.

Although this did not spark quite the reaction I was hoping for it gave me an idea. I went to my tool box and pulled out a screwdriver and a screw. I then proceeded to screw the sausage to the front door of the flat. Once I had completed this task I named the sausage "Bert", and left him there as a warning, of what exactly I don't know. I believe this has a similar impact to the boar's head in Lord of the Flies.

Yo, just had my last lecture ever. Also got new digital camera tody which me and JieBie will be using to document our Fantstic Adventures in Magalluf and USA.

Here's some pics I took this morning. More tomorrow cos I'm going out to get pissed tonight!


My organised desk



Me in the morning.

Doh! I've done it again.

First of all I didnt get out of bed on Thursday until mid-day. About to leave for uni but then ended up watching neighbours. Once I actually got to the Lab at 3pm, I ended up messing about until about 9pm wasting time.

Submitted now, so I'm going to bed. Head is all messed up, going to end up like the Maxx if I don't sort it out.

Yo! Went to buy tickets for the vagina monolouges but it was sold out :(
Trying to stay in until a week on Friday now, got loads of uni stuff to do.

Had a bunch of weird dremas last night, in one of them Sven Gorran was tryin got teach me how to compose tracker modules on the Amiga, strange. In another one I was driving my pizza hut soccter in Dunoon then realised I had forgotten my helmet. Don't think these mean anything.

Going to try and do some uni work now.

Here's a pic of what Mr. T would say to me if he saw me on a night out:

Grr, went out last night, hangover not too bad. Think I should drink Jack Daniels more often, seems to have a less severe hangover for me :)
Jie Bie let me down by not going out, but on the up side, Dimitry the russian doctor (remember communism = not us) and Duncan came out. As well us No Slack, Fraz and Bovarius Jones who hasn't been on a night out with us for a long time.

Being tuesday we went to the goth night in the QM. Got quite pissed and danced about abit. I saw the girl from a couple of weeks ago there, she was wearing an interesting hat, kinda like Zorro. Saw the guy with the laugh at the end of the night. He called me a wanker. I retorted by singing "I'm a Wanker" by Roy Chubby Brown. Bovarius joined in also.

The other night Matthew (flatmate) was very ill, he also had a cut on his head. He said he was very hung over and had cut his head on a pint glass while laughing. Here's a picture to help up better understand.



Really don't have much to say today so I will finish by quoting a Ladytron song:

I know her, used to follow everywhere we'd go.
And it's so sweet, now she's sleeping with a boy I know.
The boy I know, know's a pretty girl in every town.
ANd the way they look, they were made to let each other down.

Here's a very scarry looking picture of my flat mate Duncan:

In the struggle to increase my Penile Virility I thought it would be useful to know just what it means, so I consulted dictionary.com and he said:

pe·nile ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pnl, -nl)
adj.
Of or relating to the penis.

vi·ril·i·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-rl-t)
n.
The quality or state of being virile; manly character.
Masculine vigor; potency.

Hmmmm Interesting, doesn't really help me though. Perhaps a beard would help. Actually growing a beard is number 2 on my "Things to do before I die" list.

Now it's Monday and I wish I had done some more uni work at the weekend, oh well. Harry Hill was very funny on sunday night, I especially liked the guy who bred crab sticks as his celebrity hobby which you don't know about but will in a minute.

Working again tonight, grrrrrrr, gonna really cut down my shifts soon. Not sure when my next night out will be, friday at the earliest I would expect. This is why I hate Monday, no prospect of getting pissed or pulling for 5 days.

Oh well, back to the penile virility.

Chihuahua

It's sunday now and I have achived the state of drunkenness twice, so i feel sucessfull =)
Not done any uni work yet but planning to.
Hungover now, and was yestarday to, telling everyone I meet that i dont feel so good.
Saddly I have done nothing to increase my Penile Virility this weekend, although I did go swimming yestarday.
Pulled on Friday, a nice girl who I met last week. Was supposed to be going for a drink with her today but when I spoke to her last night as I was leaving the hive I remember her saying to me "I'm not going for a drink with you now cos I saw you trying it on with my friend and another girl next to her at the bar." I don't remember doing this but it probably did happen.

Went to a party last night, strange story. Last week went back to this flat with a goth girl and an american guy. Was drinknig whisky until 6am and was very drunk. Woke up in the morning and staggered out of the flat. Saw the american guy on Tuesday and he invited me to his party last night. So me and No Slack and even Duncan my boring flat mate who doesnt like going out went to this party. Saddly the goth girl who I met the week before wasn't there. I was speaking to another girl who was very interesting, spoke to her for about half an hour then turned out she is flat mate of the goth girl. It was then she realised she had met me before. "Oh my god, your that sleazy guy from last week! You asked for my number and my flatmates number then challenged us to an arm wrestle." I dont remember this but it probably did happen.

Also at the party I saw this guy i recognised from Tuesday. He's a friend of the guy who said he was going to kill me. I said "Hey, you know the guy with the laugh" He said "Yeah, he really doesn't like you!". Unfortunatly he didn't know why he was so angry at me so I told him to pass on my appologys for what ever I had done to wind him up so much.

I over heard this girl in the sauna the other day telling the guy she was with that "FIsh can't hold their breath". I can understand this. The guy seemed to ignore her and change the subject, terrible. If I was a girl who gave me useful informaton like that I would thank her and try and repay her with more useless knowledge like "If a shark stops swimming it will die."

Got my mobile replaced today. Dropped the last one in a pint and the buttons stopped working. Gonna try and look after this one better.

Interesting dream the other night: I was driving along a road in spain on a scooter. I saw a friend of mine standing in the road so I stopped. He was standing next to a giant cactus. The cactus smelt terrible. Not sure what this means if anything. Suggestions?

Heard my favorite word mentioned on TV last night, PLOP!
Here's a picture of Dimitry the Russian doctor in his casual evening atire:

Added a Shout out thing so leave some messages!

List of things to accomplish this weekend:
Do uni work (something, anything, just to feel like I'm not a total waster)
Get Drunk (at least once)
Be Hungover
Tell everyone how bad I feel cos I'm hungover
Pull
Increase Penile Virility

Yo! This is my first post to my new website. I set up this site so people can learn about my Fantastic Adventures!
I'm almost finished my last year of Uni (yay, had enough of computers) and I'm heading back to Majorca to work there for my second summer (pictures of last years antics at www.glasgowclubbing.co.uk). After that the plan is America then I don't know where, if I survive the summer.

Went out on Tuesday night and an Indonesian freedom fighter who is seeking asylum in this country threatened to kill me =) fun fun fun. Can't be fucked going to Pizza Hut tonight to deliver pizzas on the scooter, job is loosing its novelty. That said a big fat taxi driver came into the shop last nite and shouted at me cos I cut him of. bawbag. I got a round of applause from everyone in the shop tho, I refused to appologise to him. Thats twice this week I've been followed by people unhappy with my driving. If only everyone was a tolerant as me.

Had an exam today, should have spent loads of time preparing for it like most people (e.g. Hassen "Brown Socks" Shehzad) but just got up and hour early and read some stuff then blagged it. I'm Fantastic like that ;)