Yo,

Thats uni almost all over, just got 1 presentation to do then exams next month.

Last week did 2 and a half all nighters trying to get thesis finished, think the final product was quite good tho. Handed in notice at work, so only 2 shifts left to do, no more scooter riding for a while then =(



Cleaner today said that tomorrow moring the couch will be taken away if it is not moved. As a final insult I have printed up the following sign to put on the couch:

Grr, I still havent got half way through writing my Thesis! :( This is taking too long, worried about getting a 2.1 Honours degree but I always manage to scrape through, hopefully this time wont be the exception.

Got the cmaera back, and they fixed it for free :) Ordered some rechargable batteries and a charger today for £17. They are 2000mAh batteries and it is a fast charger so they should last well with the camera and my minidisc player.

I made a video of Duncan and Dimitry doing what they do best, looking gay. I'll put it online soon, just need to decide what compression codec to use, probably divx I think. Other video I finished is called "My Cycle Home From Uni", not the most exciting I'm afriad. Planning to shoot one soon called "My Day at Work".

I just had a conversation with Hassen "Brown Socks" Shehzad. I am trying to figure out what he is going to do after uni finishes. The conversation went like this:

monkee: get job - make money - and have a very good time
monkee: thats wot i plan
http://beakster.blogspot.com: i dont believe u
monkee: i don't care
http://beakster.blogspot.com: make a website so i can follow what u are doing
monkee: maybe

Look out for some exciting new pictures tomorrow.

Last night we went for a surprise visit to JieBie's house. SieHie answered the door but wouldn't let us in and went to get JieBie. JieBie said we couldn't come in cos his mum was "tidying up". This is a very lame excuse. Something is going on in that house, something sick and perverted and I intend to find out what.

We went to visit Ewan after we were refused entry to the Hailey Household and Ewan showed us his new flat.

The story of my landlord:

In my flat the cleaner regularly reports back to the land lord. Due to some health and safety law, nothing is allowed to be placed in the hall way. We don't have a lounge so the hall way is our comunal chillaxing area.

In the past year we have lost a fold out bed seat and Saab car seat from the hall because the land lord took them away, apparently a fire hazzard.

Last night I was walking home from uni about 11pm. On my journey I passed a couch in the street, boviously left out for the bin men. Upon my return to the flat I propsitioned my flat mate Duncan with my master plan.

"Yo, lets get a couch off the street and put it in the hall way. We can sit on it for a week or so then the land lord will chuck it out."

Duncan agreed and we collected the couch from the street. It is a 3 seater and quite heavy. After much effort we managed to get it up the stairs to our 2nd floor flat. Anna wasn't happy as she thought it would be infested with insects. I sprayed it with some lynx and now it seems quite nice.

Now I can look forward to the landlord coming and having lots of hassle to take it out of the flat and dispose of it, thinking he will be pissing us off when in fact the best thing about having the couch is knowing it will annoy him. When it is gone I won't miss it too much as we are used to living without one, but I will try and find another one on the street and bring it back to.

Tony (JieBie's m8 from BHS) and Captain Black (Mysteron Agent)

Yo! I've been in the lab all night again, but I think i've done it my project is finished Yoy!!!!!

Now I need to start going to the library and revising for the exams =( Oh well.

Jiebie lost his phone and I broke the new camera, DISASTER!