Yo,

I'm at my first job in Australia just now. It is selling Death Insurance on the phone. Today is the first day and it seems not too bad. I also have anther job offer for a Telesales job which involves IT. Think I'll check that out to and stick with the one which suits me best.

I'll put some pics of the flat online soon. There are lots of wee beasties in the kitchen, but they are only small and not like the big cockroaches I've been used to at some of my pastr dwellings.

Myself, Hunter and JieBie are now in Australia. On the way here we stopped off for a night out in Vienna. We found this club called U4, half of it was 50s style Rock and Roll with some real weird people in leather jackets. The other half played probably the worst music I have ever heard in a club, and I really mean that. The music was like German elevator music, it was so shit it reminded me of Katzen Klo. The DJ was some weirdo wearing a sailors hat and I asked him to play Katzen Klo. I was ofcourse very drunk and when it came on I impressed the Austrians with my most fantastic dancing whilst singing along to Katzen Klo. I was so fantastic that everyone else left the dance floor and cheered me on.

Anyhoo, we are in Oz now and Hunter and JieBie love it, I think its a bit crap tho cos its winter and gets dark very early and is and drink is more expensive than Majorca. For the first time in many year I do feel slightly home sick. Not for the UK however, for my fantastic lifestyle and friends in Magalluf. Out there the drink was cheap, the weather was hot and the girls were hotter.

Yo,

Ibiza was nice, but expensive. It's all over now and I have been spending most of the last week sleeping off the hardships of the last 5 weeks. Today I'm gonna try and sort out an Australian hostel online.

Yo,

Arrived in Ibiza yestarday. FOund a realy nice room for 20 euros each but had to leave just now. Supposed to be staying with Brian who we met last night but don´t know where he is staying, grrr!

Just about to go and try and sort out some more accomodation. Heading home tomorrow night so one mroe night out here.

I´ve been speaking to some PRs here and I´m very surprised to find that there are a few jobs going about with better pay than Magalluf. Very tempted to come back here, but probably wont until next year.

More magalluf pics now at http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~thomsocl/mag2

Magalluf can be a noisey place in the early hours of the morning, with all the drunken holiday makers staggering about.

Last night there was more noise to be heard than the piss heads as JieBie was asleep and snoring at an earth shaking volume. Chris was in the adjacent bed trying to sleep but JieBie´s snoring was just too much! He proceeded to throw various objects at JieBie to stop him but the atempts were in vain.

The final object within arms reach that Chris laid his hand on was a can of Gillet shaving foam.

"This is rather heavy, I would´t want to hurt poor old JieBie, even though his snoring is driving me insane."

Instead of throwing the can at JieBie´s head, Chris approached the creature and inserted the canisters spout into JieBie´s left nostral. He pressed and held the button for afew seconds as the shaving foam entered and expanded inside JieBies nasal cavity.

About 5 seconds passed during which Chris felt very releaved as the snoring had stoped. Suddenly JieBie sprang to life and rushed to the bathroom.

The next sound Chris heard scared him to the very depth of his soul:

"Grraaahhiiiieeeeeeaaaahhhhhhrrrggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was the roar of JieBie and the town of Magalluf felt it and was afraid.

Yo!

All my pics can now be found at http://www.dcs.gla.ac.uk/~thomsocl/mag/


Here´s a pic of me and Tommy in the Pickwick, magallufs best pub!

Yo,

I have been ill with the flu recently. Not good out here. Managed to get a morning off work tho which helped alot.
JieBie is a mess, I have to literally put him to bed every night. Too much drink.

I´m back at work at 7 =( but I think I´ll go out for a few tonight =)

Check out my magalluf pics at http://fandan.0catch.com

YO!

Life is good, got a day off work today! Steemin again last night as always.

Night before last JieBie, Tommy and myself met three lovely german dancers in the Apollo cafe. Needless to say Hosen Schlange was mentioned more than once.

In an internet cafe just now, but dont have the administrators password so cant upload any pics =(. Owners should be back later on so its all good.

Hammer Time!