Myself, Hunter and JieBie are now in Australia. On the way here we stopped off for a night out in Vienna. We found this club called U4, half of it was 50s style Rock and Roll with some real weird people in leather jackets. The other half played probably the worst music I have ever heard in a club, and I really mean that. The music was like German elevator music, it was so shit it reminded me of Katzen Klo. The DJ was some weirdo wearing a sailors hat and I asked him to play Katzen Klo. I was ofcourse very drunk and when it came on I impressed the Austrians with my most fantastic dancing whilst singing along to Katzen Klo. I was so fantastic that everyone else left the dance floor and cheered me on.

Anyhoo, we are in Oz now and Hunter and JieBie love it, I think its a bit crap tho cos its winter and gets dark very early and is and drink is more expensive than Majorca. For the first time in many year I do feel slightly home sick. Not for the UK however, for my fantastic lifestyle and friends in Magalluf. Out there the drink was cheap, the weather was hot and the girls were hotter.