Magalluf can be a noisey place in the early hours of the morning, with all the drunken holiday makers staggering about.
Last night there was more noise to be heard than the piss heads as JieBie was asleep and snoring at an earth shaking volume. Chris was in the adjacent bed trying to sleep but JieBie´s snoring was just too much! He proceeded to throw various objects at JieBie to stop him but the atempts were in vain.
The final object within arms reach that Chris laid his hand on was a can of Gillet shaving foam.
"This is rather heavy, I would´t want to hurt poor old JieBie, even though his snoring is driving me insane."
Instead of throwing the can at JieBie´s head, Chris approached the creature and inserted the canisters spout into JieBie´s left nostral. He pressed and held the button for afew seconds as the shaving foam entered and expanded inside JieBies nasal cavity.
About 5 seconds passed during which Chris felt very releaved as the snoring had stoped. Suddenly JieBie sprang to life and rushed to the bathroom.
The next sound Chris heard scared him to the very depth of his soul:
"Grraaahhiiiieeeeeeaaaahhhhhhrrrggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It was the roar of JieBie and the town of Magalluf felt it and was afraid.
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