In the struggle to increase my Penile Virility I thought it would be useful to know just what it means, so I consulted dictionary.com and he said:

pe·nile ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pnl, -nl)
adj.
Of or relating to the penis.

vi·ril·i·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-rl-t)
n.
The quality or state of being virile; manly character.
Masculine vigor; potency.

Hmmmm Interesting, doesn't really help me though. Perhaps a beard would help. Actually growing a beard is number 2 on my "Things to do before I die" list.

Now it's Monday and I wish I had done some more uni work at the weekend, oh well. Harry Hill was very funny on sunday night, I especially liked the guy who bred crab sticks as his celebrity hobby which you don't know about but will in a minute.

Working again tonight, grrrrrrr, gonna really cut down my shifts soon. Not sure when my next night out will be, friday at the earliest I would expect. This is why I hate Monday, no prospect of getting pissed or pulling for 5 days.

Oh well, back to the penile virility.